Before there were blogs to slam Celebrities...

Remember Stuttering John from Howard Stern? Dennis Pennis from the BBC? Who else these days has sincere contempt for celebrity culture and is not AFRAID of calling out a so called A-lister FACE TO FACE? The need for embarrassing celebrities has never been greater!

Sure, long before these bozo's there were tabloid writers and columnists like Liz Smith et al...but you know what - contemporary celebrity dissing via safe distance has reached a new level with blogging. You can say as many mean things about any celebrity with no repercussions from the safety of your laptop parked at Starbucks.

Do you think that fat bitch Perez Hilton would EVER have the balls to slam anyone face to face? He is too busy sucking expensive Call Boys cocks and fucking his dog to do much else than throw shit parties with shit musical guests and draw WindowsPaint cum drops on stolen paparazzi photos of celebrities. Boring.

Anyway here are some face to face celebrity slams from both pre-blog celebrity slammers Stuttering John and Dennis the Pennis.

Now for the second part of my post.

Well you have heard of Gayface - an extremely gay looking face. But have you heard of Pedoface? It's a pretty awful and accusatory term I know AND after seeing almost every episode of To Catch a Predator I know that pedophiles and pervs come in all shapes, colors and sizes.

HOWEVER, every once in awhile I see a face that give me the pedo-hebejebes. A face that just looks perverted - you know? For instance, the diddler character in Todd Solondz opus HAPPINESS was cast perfectly. The actor playing the Pedo HAS Pedoface. See for yourself.


"there's blood in my b.m"

It's something in the eyes, something smushy in and feminine about the features. Well the reason I brought this up is that the much beloved Mr. Rogers as mentioned earlier had pedoface as well - being the host of a childrens show just adds to the creepiness (and very Todd Solondz-y).

Below is a picture of Mr. Rogers and others who I believe suffer from the epidemic known as Pedoface.

MCFEELY AND THE THE SLUTTY GORILLA

Remember the phenomenon that was Koko the Gorilla!? She was trained to communicate using American Sign Language and knows over 1,000 signs, and can understand over 2,000 words spoken in English.
(Fun Facts: According to Wikipedia Koko was involved in three sexual harrassment lawsuits by former trainers. Apparently Koko likes NIPPLES, alot.

Anyway, when your a celebrity other celebrities want to meet you - so Koko has gotten the opportunity to grab the crotches of stars like Robin Williams, William Shatner and Leonardo DiCaprio.

Her most notable celebrity friend is none other than the late, Fred Mcfeely (for real) Rogers otherwise known as MR. ROGERS.

Here is a lovely photo of their encounter.

And some lovely video footage of Mr. Rogers being cradled by the horny Gorilla lady.

Another addition to my CRAZY LADY posts.

I have no idea what is going on here? Spiritual sing-a-long, the all seeing eye, filthy hippies? I don't know. She gives me the hebejebes.

Senator Robert Byrd loves the term...BARBARIC!

According to wikipedia, Robert Byrd is the oldest living member of the United States Senate (he is 91 years old!). He is also a former member of the Klu Klux Klan!? However he claims to have long since changed his views, and openly supported Obama in the past election.

He is also often spotted by cameras as asleep during Senate debates.

Dog Fuckers...

In a documentary about Beastiality two women describe fucking dogs. Seriously.
(around the 2:20 mark)