Now for the second part of my post.

Well you have heard of Gayface - an extremely gay looking face. But have you heard of Pedoface? It's a pretty awful and accusatory term I know AND after seeing almost every episode of To Catch a Predator I know that pedophiles and pervs come in all shapes, colors and sizes.

HOWEVER, every once in awhile I see a face that give me the pedo-hebejebes. A face that just looks perverted - you know? For instance, the diddler character in Todd Solondz opus HAPPINESS was cast perfectly. The actor playing the Pedo HAS Pedoface. See for yourself.


"there's blood in my b.m"

It's something in the eyes, something smushy in and feminine about the features. Well the reason I brought this up is that the much beloved Mr. Rogers as mentioned earlier had pedoface as well - being the host of a childrens show just adds to the creepiness (and very Todd Solondz-y).

Below is a picture of Mr. Rogers and others who I believe suffer from the epidemic known as Pedoface.

MCFEELY AND THE THE SLUTTY GORILLA

Remember the phenomenon that was Koko the Gorilla!? She was trained to communicate using American Sign Language and knows over 1,000 signs, and can understand over 2,000 words spoken in English.
(Fun Facts: According to Wikipedia Koko was involved in three sexual harrassment lawsuits by former trainers. Apparently Koko likes NIPPLES, alot.

Anyway, when your a celebrity other celebrities want to meet you - so Koko has gotten the opportunity to grab the crotches of stars like Robin Williams, William Shatner and Leonardo DiCaprio.

Her most notable celebrity friend is none other than the late, Fred Mcfeely (for real) Rogers otherwise known as MR. ROGERS.

Here is a lovely photo of their encounter.

And some lovely video footage of Mr. Rogers being cradled by the horny Gorilla lady.

Another addition to my CRAZY LADY posts.

I have no idea what is going on here? Spiritual sing-a-long, the all seeing eye, filthy hippies? I don't know. She gives me the hebejebes.

Senator Robert Byrd loves the term...BARBARIC!

According to wikipedia, Robert Byrd is the oldest living member of the United States Senate (he is 91 years old!). He is also a former member of the Klu Klux Klan!? However he claims to have long since changed his views, and openly supported Obama in the past election.

He is also often spotted by cameras as asleep during Senate debates.

Dog Fuckers...

In a documentary about Beastiality two women describe fucking dogs. Seriously.
(around the 2:20 mark)

Zwarte Piet

Tomorrow everyone is dressing up, so in the spirit of dressing up check out the Zwarte Piet out of the Netherlands!

the inevitable....!

SKIP TO 2:45 mark and enjoy!

Thanks to Graydon.

Bitty...for real

oh, and God is real too!

Leprechauns are REAL!

over-dubbing GI Joe

Expect some Overdubbing from yours truly in the next little while. In the meantime..

Mesmerizing, the facial flex

(thanks Adrienne)

Politics and pricks

I know it may seem ridiculous for me to post videos about politics, considering my last post was a kitty queefing - however! I don't know WHO views this blog, but I like to think it is people who give a shit about the upcoming elections in Canada and the U.S.
That being said it's also a forum to share things with people they may have otherwise missed. So here it is.
Janeane Garofalo has become an increasingly relevant and respected mouthpiece for the Democrats. I am with the majority in being turned off by actors and musicians who make political statements in order to get attention, but judging by her fledgling acting career she is certainly not benefiting financially from her political endeavors. She is engaging, incredibly well informed and most importantly passionate about the things every decent person cares about.
Recently she was a panelist on the Bill Maher show along with Salman Rushdie and douchebag writer John Fund. Here is a clip from the show (which can be seen in it's entirety along with a short visit from Roseanne Barr on youtube)

kitty queef!

Earth Extremists!

Melodrama!