Friday, February 15, 2008

not a winner

but one of my entries was a runner up in the 'Inappropriate Children's Book Cover Contest' at cracked.com.

Check it outhere

didn't make it (but I think are funnier)

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Schramm's Women in Film PT 1.

I like my villains over the top, and dirty.

Best Villainess

Amanda Donohoe in Ken Russell's camp masterpiece, Lair of the White Worm. She plays the immortal Lady Sylvia Marsh. A snakewoman hell bent on the resurrection of the snake god she worships. I find it really fascinating Amanda Donohoe never had an interesting role before or after this film - in a way that makes this performance even better and more memorable. Amanda was the long time girlfriend of Adam Ant and is an outspoken atheist and feminist.


Diane Thorn in Ilsa She-Wolf of the S.S

Friday, January 25, 2008

creeps

I know it's really uncool to post American Idol clips but these characters are really worth watching. Equal parts, sad, creepy and funny.

OMG "I'm gonna go for actressing" and the tongue action at the end.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

SMACKFEST!

(the girl ones are more fun)

(the FAT girl ones even better)


(funnily enough there is a video out there somewhere of me doing the SAME thing with a leather glove with my old roomate, I'd love to get my hands on it)

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Monday, January 7, 2008

cats cats cats

fat lazy human impersonating cat

my life would be so much better if my cats would let me do this to them

cute sleeper

swimming cat with a dog best friend = rules!

bongo man open WIDE

crazy old man

oh my god

Sunday, January 6, 2008

WELCOME TO MY HOME!


Best on Saturday Night Live

Currently, well it's always up and down and the last 30 min. have pretty much always sucked, but Penelope is the best character on SNL.

I am too stoned to figure out how to put the videos on my blog but here is the direct link. ENJOY!

my husband don't even stand a chance...

i'm stoned and this made me laugh a lot

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Christopher Hitchens is the Keith Richards of the athiest academe





this shit can't write itself....

I first came across Ted Haggard the Evangelical in Richard Dawkins BBC series "The Root of all Evil" and was somehow not amazed or surprised he was involved in a gay scandal. It's not a strange coincidence or some phenomenon so many Evangelicals and Christian hardheads are invovlved in gay scandals. If it doesn't make you more of an athiest you are an idiot.

Here is the clip of Ted Haggard (a long time Prince of the NAE, admitting he bought meth from a gay prostitute after being referred to him for a 'massage'. Just look at the look on his WIFE's face during this clip. I don't feel sorry for her but she represents the kind of blind ignorance of other NAE members and religious right.
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Bush associate Ted Haggard, President of the National Association of Evangelicals (NAE), admits buying Meth from a homosexual prostitute to a KUSA-TV reporter. Says he called him for a "massage" but did neither use the drug nor have sex with the man.