Britney, Lindsay, Paris...they're so BORING!

Here are some more tragic, and much more intriguing/nauseating famous lady fuck ups.

IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER

1. MS. JACKIE STALLONE

She is not very famous, but definitely an enjoyable trainwreck. She is Sylvester Stallones mother and had a notorious Psychic Hotline infomercial in the eighties. Here are some of Jackie's best appearances on the tube.

Jackie enters the BIG BROTHER UK house and reunites with Sylvesters ex-wife Brigette Neilson(who also makes this list!)



(on a side note me and my roommate love to act out the above clip, we take turns being "BWACKIE, YEAH BWACKIE" but don't do nearly as good a job as French and Saunders did)
Jennifer and Dawn as Brigette and BWACKIE


BWACKIE in the eighties starring in SHAPE AMERICA with a bunch of other 'foges. They really know how to get in shape!


Jackies best bits from Big Brother UK



2. BRIGITTE NEILSEN

You may remember Brigitte as the tall blond vixen from Police Academy fame, or the sword swinging cheese of RED SONJA, or more recently her hit show with Flava Flav "Strange Love". The blonde amazon is gloriously delusional.

Here she gets in a tiff with legendary betch Joan Rivers (who ALSO makes this list!) Brigette could snap that ol' toad in two!



3. JOAN RIVERS

Well, it's Joan Rivers!? Everyone hates her except a few gay guys, if not only for spawning that sickening windbag of a daughter Melissa Rivers.

Here is Joan WASTED and rude at the Australian FOGIES (like the Oscars of Australia or some shit?)


4. TONYA HARDING

Disgraced figure skater. She also made some white trash porno with her ugly husband, and then became a boxer. She sucks at boxing too.

whiny baby at the 1994 olympics


getting her face smashed in


5. LIZA MINELLI

oh Liza. Liza and her gay ex-husband (and maybe the ugliest man alive). She really liked to beat him and who can blame her!?



kind of funny mashup


6. COURTNEY LOVE

I left her for last because she is the first person everyone thinks of when they are asked to associate "fucked up" and "woman". Some thinks she's a genius, but most think she is a pill popping, social climbing harpy. Inarguably she is the biggest, baddest, loudest she-wreck of the Century.

Appalling appearance on David Letterman.


NUTBAG on Howard Stern. Holy shit, seriously. "Is this the bathroom"?


Losing track of Frances at the Grammy's.


Courtney takes on the Queen of Pop. It's pretty funny that she throws her compact at Madonna.


Honorable mentions include Sally Kirkland, Anna Nicole Smith, Nico, Whitney Houston, Paula Abdul and Star Jones