NOSTALGIA

Muffy was my favorite of course (F A G). I wanted to live in her little mouse hole that was decorated in pink silk and cozy mouse shit. She was the one that gave Alex life you know. She liked to rhyme too.
Sam the security guard always creeped me out with his french-fry hair. If you are over 25 I recommend getting stoned and watching clips of these old shows. Suddenly you start craving your Teddy Ruxpin and uncontrollably piss your bed.