oh no

this had me laughing (again, probably not so much were I not stoned)

It's Hilary first video so 'be nice' in the comments. Thanks.

another future gay on his way!

Lovely little fella does his best Mariah impersonation (definitely a future American Idol contestant!)

(don't go read the incredibly ignorant responses to this video from the douchebag viewers of ebaumsworld here

fun times for all y'all

I've gotten some slack for recent posts on here, so in response to my questionable character here are some videos we all will appreciate (especially under the influence of mary j). Some genius called SailorsPlayhouse on youtube has taken some of the worst, weirdest and waajdlksfjnvaowien movies ever made and removed all the least interesting parts and left the best for us to watch. To better understand please enjoy the following clip from Mannequin 2 (yes, a remake of the original Mannequin which made Kim Cattral from Sex and the Clitty a b-list celebrity).

(my favorite part is when Count Hunchenpretzel is greeted at the airport by the fumbling fat man who can't look past his hairy mole! there were a lot of scenes involving hairy moles in eighties movies weren't there?)

And this clip from the film Reform School Girls starring the late, great Wendy O'Williams from the seminal shock rock band The Plasmatics.

This lady can't keep her fingers out her cooch

We've come a long way, baby.

The infamous 1941 banned cartoon by Walter Lantz (creator of Woody Woodpecker.) Salvaged from poor quality copies and digitally restored for Historical and Educational purposes.

really bad PSA about child abuse

This creepy old diddler keeps finding creative ways for the little boy to take his clothes off in this Kids Network Public Service announcement to prevent diddling.

WARNING - not for the faint of heart 2.

Man dies on LIVE television

WARNING - not for the faint of heart!

microphone gets rammed into mouth! uuuugh!

Best of YouTube CRAZY LADIES PT2.

of course the CAT LADY!

mexican rant!


"fuck you, fuck you in the ass!" (gets good at about 2:08)


woman pretends to be hit by car!

SLOWED DOWN LAUGH

HILARIOUS! I can't get enough.

via Graydon at OMGBLOG

The Addiction (1995)

I first saw The Addiction when I was fifteen years old. My much cooler, older friend and I rented it from the local video shop and watched it in the basement of her parents house, stoned and enthralled. I never forgot it and desperately sought it out as an adult. It took me years to find a copy! No video store had it in stock, or even in their database. Finally, I found a used copy on EBAY.

It's been over ten years since it's release and the film has still not been released on DVD. It's pretty rare that a film doesn't make it to DVD, and pretty shocking this particular film hasn't - considering you can find the entire film catalog of some piece of shit like Lou Diamond Phillips on DVD.

What is even more fascinating about this film is the strong reactions and notoriety the film receives to this day from people who have seen it. There were no mixed reviews upon it's release, it was either loved or loathed.

D.I.Y cult director Abel Ferrara's career has been met with as much extreme reactions as this film. He made his name with cult classics Driller Killer, Ms.45, Bad Lieutenant and King of New York. He is also responsible for some real duds like Madonna's Body of Evidence.

Powerhouse Lili Taylor (I Shot Andy Warhol) plays Kathleen Conklin, a moody grad student who gets attacked and bitten by a vampire, then goes on a downward spiral of addiction and depravity.

For an excellent and detailed synopsis of the film go here

If you can see past the often unapologetically pretentious script, and the soundtrack which often misfires - it's a brilliant film.

Here are a few selected clips from the film that someone just recently put on youtube. If you haven't already seen the film - first you'll have to find it, and then dust off the ol' VCR.

Kathleen confronts friend (Edie Falco) after going through some sickening "changes"

NSFW
Kathleen preys upon a young girl

Kathleen meets an ancient vampire, Peina (Walken)

crazy ghetto bitch

goes nuts on public transit (it's pretty infamous on the web now and there are even parodies of it now)

dirty drunk old slut

this guy captures the antics of a wasted, trashy ol broad making a slutty fool of herself at a bar. GROSS!!!!

OH DIANE

old classic

That some of you may not have seen. A little girl (with Down Syndrome) learns about her period for the first time.