Friday, February 6, 2009

Bride of Chucky!


How'd you like this bitch for a drinkin' buddy?

Work that GUNT!

Check out this exercise video! A rolly-polly mammy in spandex replaces actual exercise techniques with really stupid dance moves!

I guess it makes sense that her class of geezers, cows and retards can't really get down to much more than a shoulder roll, or the AMAZING "pony".

Thursday, February 5, 2009

I've been missing you...

so...Watch this fat kid pretend to have sex with a pillow (based on the faux silk pattern, probably a pillow from his parents couch!)

Is that R.Kelly in the background? Does he think this is sexy? I mean, at 1:40 it looks as though he sticks his finger into his belly button, fingers around for shit, and then licks his fingers?

Well anyway, he gets hungry from all the humpin' at the end...if you can make it through!

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