Friday, March 27, 2009

GOODNIGHT PIGS

ALL GOOD THINGS MUST COME TO AN END.

THE TIME HAS COME FOR BAD SHAPE TO DIE LIKE MY MAN BELOW. TRAGICALLY, HARD AND FAST WHILE NOBODY GIVES A SHIT.



I WILL HOWEVER DEVOTE ALL MY DELICIOUS WEB FINDS TO THE BLOG I RECENTLY STARTED CONTRIBUTING TO http://www.telephoneexplosion.com/ SO GO THERE INSTEAD.

I WILL LEAVE UP THE BLOG FOR ARCHIVAL PURPOSES.

YOURS,

SCHRAMM (NASTY)

Friday, February 6, 2009

Bride of Chucky!

BABY LAUGH-A-LOT!

How'd you like this bitch for a drinkin' buddy?

Work that GUNT!

Check out this exercise video! A rolly-polly mammy in spandex replaces actual exercise techniques with really stupid dance moves!

I guess it makes sense that her class of geezers, cows and retards can't really get down to much more than a shoulder roll, or the AMAZING "pony".

Thursday, February 5, 2009

I've been missing you...

so...Watch this fat kid pretend to have sex with a pillow (based on the faux silk pattern, probably a pillow from his parents couch!)

Is that R.Kelly in the background? Does he think this is sexy? I mean, at 1:40 it looks as though he sticks his finger into his belly button, fingers around for shit, and then licks his fingers?

Well anyway, he gets hungry from all the humpin' at the end...if you can make it through!


Get your freak on - Watch more

Monday, January 5, 2009

Tracy Morgan has a pretty good schtick...

And even if you don't think so, you have to admire his consistency.





Sunday, December 14, 2008

little whore wants sweet daddy bear!



BIG UPS TO KEVIN FOR SENDING ME THIS!

Monday, December 1, 2008

a friendly SLAP

These are some HARD slaps.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

MCFEELY AND THE THE SLUTTY GORILLA

Remember the phenomenon that was Koko the Gorilla!? She was trained to communicate using American Sign Language and knows over 1,000 signs, and can understand over 2,000 words spoken in English.
(Fun Facts: According to Wikipedia Koko was involved in three sexual harrassment lawsuits by former trainers. Apparently Koko likes NIPPLES, alot.

Anyway, when your a celebrity other celebrities want to meet you - so Koko has gotten the opportunity to grab the crotches of stars like Robin Williams, William Shatner and Leonardo DiCaprio.

Her most notable celebrity friend is none other than the late, Fred Mcfeely (for real) Rogers otherwise known as MR. ROGERS.

Here is a lovely photo of their encounter.

And some lovely video footage of Mr. Rogers being cradled by the horny Gorilla lady.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Senator Robert Byrd loves the term...BARBARIC!

According to wikipedia, Robert Byrd is the oldest living member of the United States Senate (he is 91 years old!). He is also a former member of the Klu Klux Klan!? However he claims to have long since changed his views, and openly supported Obama in the past election.

He is also often spotted by cameras as asleep during Senate debates.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Dog Fuckers...

In a documentary about Beastiality two women describe fucking dogs. Seriously.
(around the 2:20 mark)

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Zwarte Piet

Tomorrow everyone is dressing up, so in the spirit of dressing up check out the Zwarte Piet out of the Netherlands!




Thursday, October 16, 2008

the inevitable....!

SKIP TO 2:45 mark and enjoy!

Thanks to Graydon.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Bitty...for real

Friday, October 10, 2008

oh, and God is real too!