so...Watch this fat kid pretend to have sex with a pillow (based on the faux silk pattern, probably a pillow from his parents couch!)
Is that R.Kelly in the background? Does he think this is sexy? I mean, at 1:40 it looks as though he sticks his finger into his belly button, fingers around for shit, and then licks his fingers?
Well anyway, he gets hungry from all the humpin' at the end...if you can make it through!
Remember the phenomenon that was Koko the Gorilla!? She was trained to communicate using American Sign Language and knows over 1,000 signs, and can understand over 2,000 words spoken in English. (Fun Facts: According to Wikipedia Koko was involved in three sexual harrassment lawsuits by former trainers. Apparently Koko likes NIPPLES, alot.
Anyway, when your a celebrity other celebrities want to meet you - so Koko has gotten the opportunity to grab the crotches of stars like Robin Williams, William Shatner and Leonardo DiCaprio.
Her most notable celebrity friend is none other than the late, Fred Mcfeely (for real) Rogers otherwise known as MR. ROGERS.
Here is a lovely photo of their encounter. And some lovely video footage of Mr. Rogers being cradled by the horny Gorilla lady.
According to wikipedia, Robert Byrd is the oldest living member of the United States Senate (he is 91 years old!). He is also a former member of the Klu Klux Klan!? However he claims to have long since changed his views, and openly supported Obama in the past election.
He is also often spotted by cameras as asleep during Senate debates.